Thursday, October 7, 2010

Self Explanatory

The scene: Relatively fresh to LA, 18 year old Sara is working a mid morning shift at the Sbux. A middle aged, overweight, creepy guy walks up to the counter.


Me: Hi, what can I get for you today?

Guy: [Insert order here]

Me: Great. That'll be $__. *proceeds to write order on cup and ring order*

Guy: Does anyone ever tell you that you look like Maggie Gyllenhaal?

Me: Yea, sometimes.

Guy: My favorite movie of hers is Secretary.

Me: .... Okay, have a good day. Next customer? Hi...

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