Hissy hiss

The past few days I've had a reoccurring itch on my back between my shoulder blades. Today I noticed there's an area roughly the size of my hand that is really bumpy. I haven't changed my diet, haven't worn any new jewelry... I haven't done anything out of the ordinary. My only two conclusions are...

1. I am having the worlds slowest allergic reaction to nothing...

2. I am turning into a lizard woman

I think I can rock it.