If you own a BMW, drive it like a BMW

Living in LA, I run into a lot of bad drivers. A lot. In fact, so much that I am more than positive that there are many posts to come about how much I hate driving in LA. Today is just the beginning.

Anyway, one thing that really irks me is slow drivers... but not just any slow drivers. I mean the drivers who drive like a grandpa in a car like this:

It's an insult to the rest of population who would love to be able to zip around in something like that. Even if you are going to drive the speed limit, well, I can't really blame you there for following the law. But at least get up to speed before we hit the next traffic light! If I am accelerating faster than you in my 16 yr old P.O.S.*, there is a problem. Grandpa drivers deserve grandpa cars. Stop making me sad.

*My car is a 1994 Plymouth Acclaim... don't know what that is? Watch this and learn:

I wish my car held 6 big, gorgeous men...